A 99-year-old man goes in for his yearly checkup. His doctor states that the man is in excellent health for his age and, God willing, he'll still be around at the same time next year.
"Oh, I know for a fact that I will," says the old man.
His doctor responds, "and how's that?"
"Haven't you seen the statistics? Very few people die at my age."
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Very few die at 230, either. Happy birthday, America!
1 comment:
Hey! I didnt know you had a blog! Great to see ya on here. ;-) Also, loved the sesame st video with jon Stewart. totally cheesy. :)
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